thejennismightier replied to your post: Oh man, so many feelings about the last two…

[snipped for spoilery things]. Who gives a shit about Preacher Man?

This is what I’ve been screaming at the TV ever since he showed up, to be honest. I am not here for Preacher Man. 

thejennismightier replied to your post: I actually have a sloth shirt. It says Hang in…

Where did you get it and can I have it and oh my god give it to me.

http://www.headlineshirts.net/hang-in-there-t-shirt.html?hsnh_vendor=shareasale

It’s really soft and comfy too.

thejennismightier replied to your photo: Im like a year behind with this nail strip thing….

I bought some on super-sale (theyre red-and-black plaid), but I know Ill fuck em up, so I havent tried them. Any tips beyond follow the directions?

Not really, although if your nails are short enough like mine, you can split each one into two (both ends are rounded).  Twice the fun!  

I got mine on sale too!  They were $2.99, so even if I ended up fucking it all up, I would’ve been fine with it.

thejennismightier replied to your post: I know the other day I was really proud of my…

Was this (terribly wrongheaded) idea a momma-monkey decision, or a healthy-monkey decision, or what? I could not even.

Based on health?  Ha. It was totally a decision based on my doctor saying I needed to significantly cut down during pregnancy, and then the need to be able to get sleep when I can. I fully plan to go back to my horrible caffeine-loving ways as soon as possible.

thejennismightier replied to your post: I just accidentally posted something to the sloth…

Won’t someone think of the children???

The children are going to be asking their parents what “whoremoans” are.  

asker

goffsalot asked: So I normally just look at your blog from the dash but today I clicked on you cause I wanted MonkeyBaby updates. Well, I clicked on the picture of MonkeyBaby to <3 her, and it's like "I'll name this thing later" on the top of the page and I thought you were talking about Baby instead of realizing it was the name of your blog.

This so made me laugh.  

 oneeighth replied to your postThis is the story of The Bug, formerly known as MonkeyFetus

I clicked on your link and it was a big picture of a babby with “I’LL NAME THIS THING LATER.” Pure lulz

 thejennismightier replied to your postThis is the story of The Bug, formerly known as MonkeyFetus

Ditto what oneeighth said: I kinda want a screenshot of that to put out in the universe: FEMINISTS HATE THEIR BABIES!

thejennismightier replied to your post: It’s so hot outside.   Hot as balls. It’s…

You’re clearly not in New York.

It’s 82 freaking degrees in Kansas City right now. 

I’m SWEATING.  This is unacceptable.

thejennismightier replied to your post: Dear Animal Planet, Drug Kingpin Hippos is kind…

Wut? What else would it be about? (I don’t have cable and I have no idea what you’re talking about.)

Pablo Escobar, one of the richest and most violent drug lords in history, illegally imported four hippos into Colombia for his private zoo in the 1980’s. Thirty years later, the hippos have multiplied to 32, creating a massive problem for the country.” 

I’m sure it’s going to be interesting and all, but nowhere near as interesting as it would be if the hippos were the drug kingpins.

 thejennismightier replied to your post: Also, I’d like to catch up on it tonight but there…

Solidarity from Stony Silence neighborhood of Brooklyn.

thejennismightier replied to your photo: My husband is about to come home to me watching…

OMG let’s hang out RIGHT NOW. Goonies never say die.

 bedbugsbiting replied to your photoMy husband is about to come home to me watching…

I wanna come over!!

I wish someone could get on that whole teleporting thing because this would be awesome.

 logicallylocked replied to your photoMy husband is about to come home to me watching…

LOVE That movie! I actually have a Goonies tattoo. :D

Seriously jealous, not gonna lie.

thejennismightier replied to your post: The Kansas City tag was super busy (for the Kansas…

Isn’t there a Winstead’s right around there?

There is and I passed it today, then kicked myself for not stopping because of chocolate shake/french fry/onion rings reasons.

thejennismightier replied to your post: I have adulted today: Paid my credit card in full…

You win!

Actually, all of it took like 3 minutes total to do.  The internet can be the best thing in the world sometimes!