Oh my gosh, yes, this, so much this.
Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press.
No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick.
The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his defense, I can understand his self interest in ensuring fewer people go to college and become educated; he does have a voter base he needs to cultivate, after all.
AMY POEHLER, Weekend Update (via inothernews)
So this happened
- Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
- Americans: um hey we'd kind of like jobs
- Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES
- Americans: or heath care
- Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
- Americans: you're not listening are you
- Debate moderator: Did you really ask your second wife for an open marriage as she just announced on national tv tonight?
- Republican candidates: GASP
- Newt Gingrich: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY VALUES IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HOW IS THIS RELEVANT
- Debate moderator:
- Bill Clinton: