THIS IS KIND OF LIKE MY INTERNET JUNK DRAWER. SOMETIMES WITH ELEMENTS OF EMOTIONAL PURGE.Tumblr (3.0; @thisismymonkey)http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/<p>I went on an hour long walk around noon and, although I remembered to slather up the kid, I forgot to put on my sunscreen.  <span>I can deal with the burnt shoulders, but this cleavage tan line is just ridiculous.</span></p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/51021966240http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/51021966240Tue, 21 May 2013 17:44:39 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50989128585" src="http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50989128585/audio_player_iframe/thisismymonkey/tumblr_mn4suzPWGz1qz5q5o?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthisismymonkey%2F50989128585%2Ftumblr_mn4suzPWGz1qz5q5o" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post/50975261111/falco-rock-me-amadeus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mudwerks</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Falco | Rock Me Amadeus</p></blockquote>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50989128585http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50989128585Tue, 21 May 2013 09:04:15 -0500<p><a href="http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/50986958386/how-to-help-oklahoma-tornado-victims" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nprfreshair</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/20/18381508-how-to-help-oklahoma-tornado-victims" target="_blank">How to Help Oklahoma Tornado Victims.</a></p></blockquote>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50987964251http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50987964251Tue, 21 May 2013 08:37:18 -0500<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;ve got the PMS right now because I&#8217;ve eaten everything today. And really, I probably should have realized it yesterday when I baked two types of cookies &#8220;just because&#8221;.</p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50960579322http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50960579322Mon, 20 May 2013 21:51:06 -0500hongray hongray hongray<p>I saw a new one on Facebook today.</p> <p>ObaMao.</p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50943827682http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50943827682Mon, 20 May 2013 18:23:41 -0500aren't you clever:|<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7dad937c6b9a612d5fe0b763c997ab0d/tumblr_mn2ggsCdpl1qdl721o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Um, yeah, I remember. It was two days ago. </p> <p>Rude ass app.</p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50856344362http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50856344362Sun, 19 May 2013 17:14:52 -0500we aren't quite at that place yet RunKeeperso maybe keep your judgment and your tendency to exaggerate under wraps a little while longer?a while back my ass<p>Sometimes my kid sounds like a pterodactyl.</p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50838154956http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50838154956Sun, 19 May 2013 13:30:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dda13cb9ecc2342ada4f1ebea59d14db/tumblr_mkkn0eq3yo1s8hu4vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tahlulala.tumblr.com/post/50814013544" target="_blank">tahlulala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Femke Hiemstra</p> </blockquote>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50824745231http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50824745231Sun, 19 May 2013 10:29:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1537e8f8a99c643137041cf5cda7ec34/tumblr_mk8ynhgA6F1r6025uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50779028840http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50779028840Sat, 18 May 2013 21:26:14 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50760143457" src="http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50760143457/audio_player_iframe/thisismymonkey/tumblr_mmxcejpVAV1qaxmb1?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthisismymonkey%2F50760143457%2Ftumblr_mmxcejpVAV1qaxmb1" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://houseofblow.tumblr.com/post/50630401576/the-national-demons" target="_blank">houseofblow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The National - Demons</p> </blockquote>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50760143457http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50760143457Sat, 18 May 2013 16:45:07 -0500the nationaldemonsmusic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1760028d44393cd0db7f0f869ed1959/tumblr_mmz3d7xhQn1qdl721o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYF with The Bug</p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50698177959http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50698177959Fri, 17 May 2013 21:39:07 -0500the buggpoy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc5793900f3ceaa6ffdcb96972138012/tumblr_mmyg0qsWfF1qf5swbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladyfabulous.tumblr.com/post/50664454621/via-26-reasons-to-give-your-life-over-to-the" target="_blank">ladyfabulous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/reasons-to-give-your-life-over-to-the-glory-that-is-idris" target="_blank">26 Reasons To Give Your Life Over To The Glory That Is Idris Elba</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8647dfb36bb52f8f76c6c41c1fb4487e/tumblr_mlbvdbJoRB1qai6uio1_500.gif"/></p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50665355049http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50665355049Fri, 17 May 2013 13:31:24 -0500<p>My boots are on the truck for delivery. </p> <p>I AM GETTING MY BOOTS TODAY!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/f9101dd3cce0ca4c6a1379fd5e5219a1/tumblr_inline_mmyblunayG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50659428351http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50659428351Fri, 17 May 2013 11:39:35 -0500<p>My new box of granola tastes slightly different than usual, maybe more like cinnamon?, and I&#8217;d be annoyed but really all this is telling me is that I eat way too much of it if I notice such a slight difference in taste.</p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50659282317http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50659282317Fri, 17 May 2013 11:36:48 -0500i eat like a box a week because I LAAAAAHV it<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50631968486" src="http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50631968486/audio_player_iframe/thisismymonkey/tumblr_mkqqqptarE1snq4u3?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthisismymonkey%2F50631968486%2Ftumblr_mkqqqptarE1snq4u3" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50631968486http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50631968486Thu, 16 May 2013 23:25:10 -0500<p>Ugh. These finales hurt my heart sometimes.</p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50631721768http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50631721768Thu, 16 May 2013 23:20:52 -0500<p>If something happens to a certain someone on this damn show, I am done. Done, I say!</p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50630722443http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50630722443Thu, 16 May 2013 23:04:13 -0500Monkey watches Greys Anatomy even though it causes her nothing but stress and heartache<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2787ddec61fc97c9478ba2a8ee2e45f2/tumblr_mmum8oI7db1s1mt5yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://colchrishadfield.tumblr.com/post/50605588853/spaceflight-finale-to-some-this-may-look-like-a" target="_blank">colchrishadfield</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Spaceflight finale: To some this may look like a sunset. But it’s a new dawn.</span></p> </blockquote>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50606966097http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50606966097Thu, 16 May 2013 17:40:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93d7bab835ab47c2c33d145adba4d3d2/tumblr_mkl2kozxYG1s1phrio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50574731801http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50574731801Thu, 16 May 2013 08:17:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59ba0a85cdf233acd79036691167966d/tumblr_mm9dl7zByP1r74kvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://in-my-mouth.tumblr.com/post/50567555969/low-country-boil" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">in-my-mouth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Low Country Boil</p></blockquote> <p>I’m having this for lunch today and I’m so ridiculously excited about it.</p>http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50574089307http://thisismymonkey.tumblr.com/post/50574089307Thu, 16 May 2013 08:00:57 -0500