You know what would make this vase better? Painting pictures of orgies on it that’s what. — the Ancient Greeks, probably (via textpost-blog)

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I was clearing out some texts tonight and accidentally deleted all the ones to and from my sister. I’m sad because there were some hilarious things and great pictures in there, but at the same time, it cleared up probably 2 GB of space on my phone.

I watched my 6 year old nephew during the day all week and I am fucking exhausted.

Please, someone tell me that your supply of patience just magically multiplies with each kid you have.

Please?

And Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Car is playing on the radio so this is the best lunch ever, really.

We are having a very grown up lunch today.

We are having a very grown up lunch today.

Album Art

letussallyforth:

Leave room for Jesus, kids!

ArtistBerlin
TitleTake My Breath Away
AlbumTop Gun OST

Zoo Day

That bottom picture was Bug’s first train ride through the tunnel. She handled it much better the second time around.

blindhogphoto:

~~ Kansas City ~~

blindhogphoto:

~~ Kansas City ~~

I’m not sure why I hate posting on Facebook so much, but I just really don’t want to. Maybe I should just post a picture of Kid2 in January and be like, “Oh man, look what just happened”.

MonkeyFetus II: XY

coming to your dash January 2015

I’m having what is actually a very good day but I’m full of rage about a bunch of little stupid things which is preventing me from being totally happy, and also, I would stab someone in the hand for some sushi right now.

wnyc:

GOPY

wnyc:

GOPY

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Mohammed Raghead

Placeholder name for a surveillance target, used in an NSA memo on how to properly format internal memos. (via officialssay)

no but the US government isn’t racist and islamophobic, don’t worry about it

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