May 2012
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Jackee is on The Chew.
I love her.
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
My husband is sleeping in this weird half-on-the-bed, half-off-the-bed way and I kind of want to take a picture of it to show him tomorrow but I know the flash would wake him up and he would get all bad grumpy bear with me.
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My husband fell asleep before we could watch tonight’s Hatfields and McCoys.
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I picked up the trash off of the ottoman and packed up two boxes of pots and pans. I’m going to consider that a success for today.
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I had these grand plans to start packing today, but really, I’m having a hard time motivating myself to even pick up the trash off the ottoman.
Shit.
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twodoxiesandtoomanyshoes replied to your post: wraparoundcurl replied to your photo: How does…
What? I wanna see this!!
http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/diy-tangle-free-headphones-wit-162321
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wraparoundcurl replied to your photo: How does this even happen? It was fine the other…
I saw a nifty idea on tumblr; wrapping/braiding them in embroidery floss!
I had some embroidery floss so decided to give this a try. Unfortunately, it was shiny embroidery floss and it’s very snarly and tangled up in itself and, bah, mission aborted. I will try again when I remember to to get...
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twodoxiesandtoomanyshoes asked: 25, 45
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bedbugsbiting replied to your photo: How does this even happen? It was fine the other…
This happens to me ALL THE TIME.
I’m assuming a little gremlin comes in in the middle of the night, knocks it off my ottoman, and starts tying it in knots around the nearest cord. That’s the only explanation I can come up with.
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ipsadixit asked: 15 and 26!
Let's get weird..please?
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12. Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Do you collect anything?
70: What’s your favourite colour?
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
75: Does your last ex have a job?
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
77: Where is your cellphone?
78: What colour is your cellphone?
79: What did you dream of last night?
80: Are you atheist?
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
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God, I want to rage about Mad Men, but I don’t know how to put it into words and still be coherent. If I had waited for my husband to start watching the show with me, he would at least understand my grunts and hand gestures because, after 13 years, I don’t really need to be coherent when I rant to him.
Then again, if I had waited for him to start watching it with me, I wouldn’t...
I bet Ikea is open today.
Too bad the nearest one is in, like, Chicago or something.
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Nebraska Furniture Mart, why do you have to be closed today? I had some dirty retail therapy plans for you.
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nicorosso replied to your post: hufflepug replied to your post: I just had one of…
Yo, chill. I turned 40 a couple weeks ago.
Was Italy your birthday trip???
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Hatfields & McCoys starts tomorrow.
I’m not sure why I’m so excited about this, but I am.
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WOW
bedbugsbiting replied to your post: bedbugsbiting replied to your post: hufflepug…
I have followers who are younger than my cat. It’s weird, because I was almost a legal adult when I got my cat.
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bedbugsbiting replied to your post: hufflepug replied to your post: I just had one of…
Oh god that post. I was WAY out of college in 2004. Gawd, I turned 26 that year.
Me too. Me too.
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hufflepug replied to your post: I just had one of those Holy Jeebus, I’m So…
Was it that “middle school party in 2004” music post? cause that did it for me.
Yup.
They were in middle school and I was starting the downhill slide toward 30.
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“She felt something poke her back when she woke up the next day. “Don’t worry,”...”
– Excerpt from 50 Shades of Pray (via iwillalwayslovethefool)
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bedbugsbiting replied to your post: PETE, OH MY GOD, YOU ARE HORRIBLE! YOU ARE A…
TOLD YA IT GOT WORSE.
THIS IS MY FACE RIGHT NOW. IT IS FULL OF ALL-CAPS DISGUST.
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THIS IS A MEN OF MAD MEN HATE-BLOG
PETE. NO. JUST NO. NO, NO, NO!
STERLING, COOPER AND PRYCE, YOU THREE ARE ON MY SHITLIST.
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PETE, OH MY GOD, YOU ARE HORRIBLE! YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!
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3 minutes in and I already want to kick Pete in the ‘nads.
Time to watch Mad Men.
From what I’ve seen on Tumblr tonight, I’m going to have feels.
Stannis: Invade King's Landing they said.
Stannis: It'll be fun they said.