February 2012
Neil Degrasse Tyson: Can I say something real quick?
Jon Stewart: Quick.
Neil Degrasse Tyson: At the beginning of your program, your Earth is spinning in the wrong direction.
Jon Stewart: SON OF A BITCH!
Neil Degrasse Tyson: I had to get it off my chest!
Feb 28th
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“Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible...”
– Jamie Raskin, Testifying before the Maryland Senate Judicial Proceedings Committee on March 1, 2006 in response to a comment that marriage discrimination against homosexuals is required by “God’s law”. (via anticapitalist)
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“What you have to do is say, ‘You know, you’re going to have to figure out how to...”
– Newt Gingrich, achieving Neocon Bonus Points, on Afghanistan and the recent attacks on U.S. troops in the country. (via pantslessprogressive) What… what is this?  What?  I literally cannot wrap my mind around this. (via jumblejo) (via some-disgraced-cosmonaut) What?  
Feb 28th
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“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press. No seriously.  This guy is a fucking dick. (via the Los Angeles Times) The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his defense, I can understand his self interest in ensuring fewer people go to college and...
Feb 28th
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Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...
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curtcole asked: The song is Dusty Happy End, by Dusty Trails. :)
Feb 27th
“Santorum, whose name aptly comes from the same Latin root as sanctimonious, went...”
– - Maureen Dowd in today’s NYT That Santorum factoid is gold. (via morninggloria)
Feb 26th
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Listenipomoeaandthestarstealers: curtcole: PLEASE...
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anthrodynia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. a state of exhaustion with how shitty people can be to each other, typically causing a countervailing sense of affection for all things that are sincere but not judgmental, are unabashedly joyful, or just are.
Feb 26th
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 vexednglorious replied to your post: I think I just lost maybe 3 years off my life… I’m so glad KU won. I would’ve been embarrassed had they lost. I talked a lot of crap to MU friends all week. My sister-in-law is absolutely obnoxious about her KU hate, so I’m not gonna lie, it gave me GREAT pleasure to rub it in on her Facebook post when the game was over.    blogvader replied...
Feb 26th
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dariadixon replied to your post: Every time I see the guy in the Tigger/Spiderman… I hope it’s him. But at the same time I hope it’s not? I don’t know what I’m trying to say! I know what you are trying to say because I sort of feel the same way.   
Feb 26th
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I think I just lost maybe 3 years off my life watching that MU/KU game.  Seriously. 
Feb 26th
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Every time I see the guy in the Tigger/Spiderman thing, I get so weirded out because he looks so much like my ex’s brother that I can’t really be sure it isn’t him.  
Feb 26th
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“If we had 51% women in Congress, do you think we’d be debating access to...”
– Sen. Kristen Gillibrand (via think-progress)
Feb 25th
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take a screenshot of your desktop rn and then...
menwomenandelectrodaggers: ipomoeaandthestarstealers: oldfilmsflicker: all the task management in the world and I’m on Tumblr.
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite cooking show? I ask since you always post pictures of drool inducing food on your blog. Both this one and your other one.
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I always thought crappie (the fish) was pronounced croppy, but they keep saying it like crappy on this fishing show that is on in the background and it’s making me laugh.  
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palindromepanda replied to your post: My husband is going back for more of my B&J… CONSIDER THIS A CHALLENGE. I did, and apparently his hands move faster than my feet. And then he offered me a bite of my own ice cream.  HE OFFERED ME A BITE OF MY OWN DAMN ICE CREAM.
Feb 25th
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My husband is going back for more of my B&J Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream.   Is it acceptable for me to kick the pint out of his hands?  It’s within my range.
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: In that Feb 24th photo, those bandage tins (that is what they are right?) are awesome! Can you disclose where or how you got them please?
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“A woman is not a machine in which raw material is put and a finished product...”
– Justice Jitendra Chauhan, Punjab and Haryana High Court, ruling that “the right to abort a pregnancy in a marriage rests with the wife and not husband.” (via icantbelieveitsalawblog)
Feb 24th
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“Compassion hurts. When you feel connected to everything, you also feel...”
– Andrew Boyd  (via elige)
Feb 24th
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Listenblaaargh: TALKING HEADS — Once in a Lifetime
Feb 24th
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