blueandbluer:

tastefullyoffensive:

Case closed. [@neiltyson]

Ok, but would that bird not have also come from an egg? It says what comes first, the chicken or the egg, not the chicken or the CHICKEN egg. Therefore the correct answer is clearly egg, as fish, reptiles, etc laying eggs predates all birds, chickens included.

blueandbluer:

tastefullyoffensive:

Case closed. [@neiltyson]

Ok, but would that bird not have also come from an egg? It says what comes first, the chicken or the egg, not the chicken or the CHICKEN egg. Therefore the correct answer is clearly egg, as fish, reptiles, etc laying eggs predates all birds, chickens included.

Only 22 pages into Over the Edge: Death in Grand Canyon, and I’m already beyond amazed at the stupidity/ignorance/cluelessness? of people. And there’s still another 345 pages to go.

So I just read about this volcano in Iceland that is rumbling and, even though nothing may happen, now I’m feeling all mom-worried because polyandthenomials left for Iceland today. 

You don’t test a gentle person the way that you don’t steep tea for too long. Submerge me and I will imbue, and what was sweet will be bitter. I will be strong on your tongue and unpleasant to the taste, and you’ll regret drowning me in your guile.

My gentleness is not for your taking.
n.t.   (via thatkindofwoman)

(via wallflower02)

One guess who actually ended up cleaning up most of the mess tonight.

Hint: it was me. I did.

Also, I know I shouldn’t feel bad because I can’t help it that I am supposed to stay off my feet today, but I do feel a tiny bit bad for D because he’s about to find out how much work goes into end of the day cleanup (dinner and Bug’s path of destruction through the living room) on top of solo bedtime. 

I mean, I think I probably make it look fairly easy (even though I do moan and groan about it sometimes) because I do it all the time and I’m used it and I know how to speed the process along, so I don’t think he realizes just how much I pick up after the two of them. He’s in for a rude awakening.

Everything is fine, but…

it kind of sucks to have your vacationing parents here for less than one day before you have to rush to the ER in the middle of the night because your uterus is being an asshole and then have to be on serious business pelvic rest for the next two weeks.  It makes you feel the opposite of fun, really.

Album Art
ArtistMatthew Wilder
TitleBreak My Stride
AlbumI Don't Speak the Language
Album Art

emergentpattern:

Cake - Sad Songs and Waltzes

I’m writing a song all about you
A true song as real as my tears
But you’ve no need to fear it
Cause no one will hear it
Sad songs and waltzes aren’t selling this year

ArtistCake
TitleSad Songs and Waltzes
AlbumFashion Nugget

(via froghair)

Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.
m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2.  (via pnko)

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tehjennismightier:

omgslothsinspace:

Let them eat pizza

I’m pretty sure this is my image of the Great Deity.

Well, I obviously love this.

tehjennismightier:

omgslothsinspace:

Let them eat pizza

I’m pretty sure this is my image of the Great Deity.

Well, I obviously love this.

(via missbananafish)

For dinner, we had cheeseburgers made of steak and bacon (ground by my dad who, BTW, brought his own damn meat grinder on vacation because he is awesome), and now I’m dipping kettle chips into a Frosty. Basically, the past 3 hours have been the stuff that my food dreams are made of*.

*not counting crab and/or lobster rolls, which would be food fucking heaven right now

No, I don’t support looting. But I question a society that always sees the product of the provocation and never the provocation itself. I question a society that values property over black life. But I know that our particular system of law was conceived on the founding premise that black lives are white property. — Brittney Cooper, “In defense of black rage” (X)

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