You know what happens when you go 4 pages pages down/back into your saved DVR recordings? You realize that you never watched the last 3 episodes of Revolution. 

'Tis the season for D to talk non-stop about his fantasy team and for me to nod and pretend I'm actually listening.

mrsdentonorahippo:

Orange is the new gross as fuck.

I just texted a picture of this to my sister because I’m an asshole. 

mrsdentonorahippo:

Orange is the new gross as fuck.

I just texted a picture of this to my sister because I’m an asshole. 

(via mudwerks)

I love that you tagged me in this.

I knew you would get my excitement that they finally fit!

I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers. — L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables  (via 13thmoon)

(via wholegrainlofat)

hellsatmyfeet:

Do you like cute stuff? Do you know anyone that does? Maybe you/them want to buy a painting because I am losing my health insurance in two days and have a chronic illness that still needs to be monitored with whooaaa expensive bloodwork?? Any help is appreciated! CLICK HERE for my store xoxo 

(via narmeeeeen)

  • D: (laughs and reads out loud totally embarrassing google search from a few weeks ago that popped up when he started typing in a website)
  • Me: Let's never discuss any google searches you come across while I'm pregnant, okay?

D made me do garage sales this morning and I think he regrets it now because I just made him buy me a set of 6 school lockers (2 big/4small).

someauthorgirl:

jessica-messica:

someauthorgirl:

Guise, the 90s are back and I am not even mad. I had this exact outfit. I want it again. Now. 


I was just looking at this dress which I for sure had and for sure did not pay $80 for.

I know that’s right. I had that dress, and can we talk a second about ones that have tiny buttons all the way down? 

This post is giving me tingly clothes feelings. It feels like coming home.

someauthorgirl:

jessica-messica:

someauthorgirl:

Guise, the 90s are back and I am not even mad. I had this exact outfit. I want it again. Now. 

I was just looking at this dress which I for sure had and for sure did not pay $80 for.

I know that’s right. I had that dress, and can we talk a second about ones that have tiny buttons all the way down? 

This post is giving me tingly clothes feelings. It feels like coming home.

And now she won’t stop saying crotch and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

I never thought we would have to be in the position of teaching our kid it’s not at all cool to stick your head in someone’s crotch to “miff” their farts, but here we are.

Album Art

willdrewsmusicblog:

Artist: Collective Soul

Song: Heavy

Album: Dosage

(via fuckyeah90sbands)

ArtistCollective Soul
TitleHeavy
AlbumDosage
foulmouthedliberty:

This is my favorite thing.

foulmouthedliberty:

This is my favorite thing.

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