You know what happens when you go 4 pages pages down/back into your saved DVR recordings? You realize that you never watched the last 3 episodes of Revolution.
'Tis the season for D to talk non-stop about his fantasy team and for me to nod and pretend I'm actually listening.
- D: (laughs and reads out loud totally embarrassing google search from a few weeks ago that popped up when he started typing in a website)
- Me: Let's never discuss any google searches you come across while I'm pregnant, okay?
D made me do garage sales this morning and I think he regrets it now because I just made him buy me a set of 6 school lockers (2 big/4small).
And now she won’t stop saying crotch and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
I never thought we would have to be in the position of teaching our kid it’s not at all cool to stick your head in someone’s crotch to “miff” their farts, but here we are.